[	My Wet Dreams Say I'm:	|	the world is ending.	]
[	Sountrack of My Life	|	Me: I hate me.	]

Billy the Iron Wheelchair
Still feeling the sting of last weeks loss to his greatest
enemy....gravity....Billy wants redemption. And for
that redemption he will use anything, including his droolcup,
his two back wheels and his diaper [that you could see
his balls through in the picture...tee hee]
What he lacks in calcium, he owns in heart. To get ready for
the match, he learned how to use his left pointer finger, and
learned how to cry out after shitting his pants.

                         VS.

Timmy Hanglip the Animal
and his Animal Tamer: Kathy Lee Gifford

From the Jungles of Pensacola Florida, a mindless evil emerges
[with teeth as crooked as a gay man bent over with scoliosis]...
Those are not red pajamas...he's wearing a half eaten lion corpse..
The "Make a Wish" foundation once sent Hulk Hogan for a visit,
and walked out missing his left leg and his testicles.
He accidently ate horseshit once when his family took him camping.
His bearhugs could asphyxiate a bear.
He ate his hairbrush just to look dangerous...and because he's retarded. 

[	My Wet Dreams Say I'm:	|	..like Madonna's left testicle	]
[	Sountrack of My Life	|	Hugh Grant: Black Fat Hookers.	]

Cow porn has never been this hot.

Udder-ly amazing...The only “healthy” product

this Pork-slut fork lifted into her mouth

is the time she ate the entire Big Apple. How she

got New York City down her stomach is as mysterious

as the disappearance of her eyebrows.

[don’t tell anybody the secret: she ate them.]

The guy is Korean.

By saying that I mean he can’t drive and has a collection

of Dragonball Z videos at home. He is not actually growing

bald..he tried shaving the Wu-Tang sign on his scalp, but

fucked up.

I hear it all the time: “Manifuck, why are you such a

rascist? Koreans are humans too...blah blah blah”

Sure, You could dress a dog up in a winter sweater and have them

eat at the table, but it doesn’t make it human.

Glarf blag clud borf....Whoops, I forgot, none of you speak alien,

I’m sure Charlie does. Did his skin get this yellow from eating

Pik-a-chu?

If I ever died, I want someone to cut my head off and put an attractive

male’s face on my body instead. That way, instead of looking at ugliness

you could be enjoying the chiseled face of a hot guy...like Brad Pitt,

or Colin Ferrell, or Hillary Duff.

January 26^th 6:52pm we said goodbye...since then I’ve seen you everywhere.

When I was younger, I said goodbye to you a million times in my mind. Now,

It’s all real, all the scenerios that once stood as mere dreams have manifested into

reality...a bit different then expected. I hope you’re at peace where ever you are.

Thank you for everything, you raised a monster. I hope you’re proud.

[	My Wet Dreams Say I'm:	|	there's pee in my pants	]
[	Sountrack of My Life	|	Steppenwolf: Born to be Wild	]

DiarrheaDave86: I always wondered if Wayne & Garth and Bill & Ted would get along.
DiarrheaDave86: I've been thinking about it ALOT...
blueponymy: yeah, probably.

If this doesn't make sense to you then you are gay and
probably still think that Weird Al Yankovic songs are
funny [which they are].

I've been thinking about something else [other than how
retarded Nick Lachey looks with a scarf on]:
Sandra Bullock donates a million dollars to the dead in
Sri Lanka....but what do the career dead cast of Perfect
Strangers get?

Check out these *websites....and fuck yourselves:

http://fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
http://fat-pie.com/bfmtrailer.htm

*props to J.Hilton for showing my such works of brilliance.

[	My Wet Dreams Say I'm:	|	friendly	]
[	Sountrack of My Life	|	William Hung: Hung for the Holidays	]

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